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Friday, March 14, 2008

My Short Notes On American Idol

Boring

Uhm she sang good....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Awesome

SO GOOD

I loved it. She is really good. I love her. Maybe it is because she is Irish. I love the Irish.

I was not impressed until he sag the chorus.

It was lovely.

SUCK IT!!!! Go back to Dick's (the gay bar he stripped at)

She was not AS bad tonight. I can not believe I said that. She jumps on my nerves.

HO-HUM he sings good but I was bored.

SUCK IT Kristy. You can go back to Dick's too. Bwahahahahaha

Poor thing. He was a ball o nerves and forgot lyrics and was just OFF.

And who went home?

He needed to go home but really....Kristy Lee Cock....oops I mean Cook should really have gone first.

Labels: American Idol

Friday, March 07, 2008

HEY HEY HEY GOODBYE

Poor Kady sang her goodbye song so bad, I actually felt pretty bad for her.

I know Luke really was not that good but he was so sweet. I hate to see his heart breaking. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Asia'H got sent home over Kristy. What a crock. I mean she is not all that great but she was waaaaaaay better then Kristy. I loved her hair straight.

What? What does the world have against the queen. Ahhhhh man he was entertaining but I am not sure we are ready for a queen idol that is not actually a girl. I hated to see her cry it kind of choked me up.

Thursday, March 06, 2008

My Take on This Weeks Idols

Ahhhhhh Luke, you strike me as a really nice guy and it breaks my heart to see you suck. I mean that was the best you have eve done, but still sucked!!

He is so very good. I want to download him singing that damn Phil Collins song to my Ipod.

This girl is F I E R C E. He is such a queen and I love it. I hate all the Emo crap though. I wish he would just grow his hair longer, slap on some makeup and be a girl already. I mean he is adorable. That being said, I did not feel like he did very well this week.

Stripper boy sang some Celine Dion. I swear he was channeling her or something. I am not sure if it is because I now know he was a stripper at a gay bar, but I find him a bit spicy now.

I was disappointed. I love that dang song from THE BREAKFAST CLUB and I felt like he did not quite measure up. I also was so friggin' aggravated when Randy implied it was done by INXS. It is Simple Minds you dumbass. That was the second friggin' time that jackass got the artist wrong. WTF!!!!

I do not even really care for David Cook all that much but holy ape shit batman!!!! He friggin' rocked. I loved it, loved it, loved it.

Even with the dreads, he is such a cutie pie. There is just something about that kid. He did pretty darn good.

Chikezie....dang it, I love him to. I do. But he will not be in my top three. He is like number five.

Now for the dreadful girls. They are just not even close to being as talented a group as the guys are. What a damn shame.

Asia'H was wearing some sort of god awful outfit and is totally a mediocre. The girl also needs to stop with the whole chicken/rooster neck thing before she gives herself an injury,

Kady....unh? who? ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Amanda has no vocal talent. Get her the hell out of there. And that hair. UGH!!!! WTF!!!!

Carly is so good. She will be one of the last girls standing. I am a little confused about the foreigners being in AMERICAN IDOL, but whatever.

Kristy sucks. That's all.

Ramiele....blah, blah, blah

Brook's performance was very good. Her voice sounded great and so melodic. She and Carly are my two favorites.

Syesha was actually pretty darn good but I still do not like her. Is that wrong? TOO BAD!!!

Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Thank you Jennifer Love Hewitt

I am so proud of Jennifer Love Hewitt.

She let her backside get photographed and you know what, She is a woman. She does not have what people perceive as the "perfect ass" She has what all women have. The normal ass. Some bigger, some smaller, some fuller, some flatter. I am so proud of her for making it okay to have a normal woman's ass. She is setting a beautiful example for our girls. Well, she really is even setting a beautiful example for us, as women. We should all accept our bodies and just be healthy. It is hard to do, but I hope we will all be able to pass this message on to our daughters. I think Jennifer Love Hewitt is beautiful and has a lovely back side.

Labels: Jennifer Love Hewitt, Vacation

Heath Ledger's Last Portrait

I found this on PageSix. I really thought the concept was awesome as is the portrait.

Australian artist Vincent Fantauzzo tells PageSix.com
"It was about how we all have different consciences and voices in our head that tell us what to do and how to react. They're not good or bad, they're just voices that we hear, telling us how to behave. That's what the other figures are in the painting."

I find this so haunting. I really do love it. Even if he were still alive, I would understand its' meaning.

Labels: heath ledger, last portrait, pagesix, vincent fantauzzo

Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Latest to be voted off IDOL (last week)

I can not believe Kady got to stay over Alaina. Kady is cute and all but talent wise.....WTF!!!!! And of course the poor girl cried. She just got the big ol' boot.

Alexandrea got voted off and dumbass, suck nuts Amanda got to stay. WTF!!!!!!

Jason got sent home. Now get rid of David H.

Who by the way, has now been found out as a stripper in a gay bar.......

go figure. BWAHAHAHAHAHA I wonder if he will get the ax from American Idol. Didn't thy get rid of that big black girl for just doing lingerie? Man this season is so full of scandal.

I am a little disappointed Robbie got the boot. I have been reading all this stuff about Robbie wearing a wig. He of course totally denies it. I do find the boy band pics of him that have surfaced

so friggin' hilarious. I am pretty sure Simon called it.

Next, Luke needs to go.

Oh and look at this. I found it on PageSix.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Friday, February 29, 2008

It's Girls' Night Out

And honey I have got some doubt...okay, that was cheesy but it goes right along with these girls performing. UGH!!!!

I thought Alaina sang really well. I love me some Olivia Newton John and she did it pretty darn god. Okay, but that having been said.......her dress was down right FUGLY!!!

Please, someone dress Aexandrea in some clothes not so 12 year old skater boyish. I can hardly concentrate on how she sings when I have to look at her in those clothes. She is going to have to go.

Kady totally ruined my most favorite HEART song. I may have to hunt her down and kill her for what she did to MAGIC MAN. She should have sang some HELEN REDDY or ANNE MURRAY.

I thought Asia'h looked awesome. I love that high waisted pencil skirt look. She sang pretty good too. I say she sticks around awhile.

Carly sand HEART. I have already made it clear that I love HEART. Well, I think she did an awesome job. I loved it. I did however HATE her dress.

There is something about Syesha that rubs me all kinds of the wrong way. I wanted to poke her in the eyes as much as she stared at the camera. The note she held at the end for what felt like all eternity, was dreadful.

I think Brook is super cute and sang great for a night out of Karaoke. What was Simon thinking.

I hate Ramiele's hair. The song was lame and boring. She DOES have a great voice though.

I think this girl is adorable and I really want her to be so good but really.....it was just another night at the karaoke bar.

For the love of God. Stop that stupid dancing (friggin' Paula needs to come out of the drug induced stupor that makes her compliment your dancing because she can not think of anything else to say). Do something about your stupid, dumb ass hair. Do something about your stupid outfit. Do something to help you realize you do not actually have any vocal talent.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Last Night's American Idol

Michael's performance was disppointing after last weeks. I realy wanted him to quit bouncing around.

Jason Castro picked a lame song but I think this guy is really good. I also like how comfortable he is with his guitar.

Luke seemed to be a bit show-girlish. I do think he is sooooooo cute.So why does he have to be the best of everything? He is an alright singer.

Robbie reminds me of Justin Timberlake. He sang good but needed more umph. I like him though.

Here comes queeny!!! Danny sang the Carpenters. He sang it good but he is more GAY IDOL. Maybe he could be Perez Hilton's BFF.

David H performed like he was a chick trying too hard to be sexy. I found it comical. He sang okay but his performance was a joke.

David Cook has nice teeth, sang really well and picked a great song.

What is with all the gayness. I love me some gayness but it seems to be oozing all over idol this season. Did you see Jason's shiny belt? He is such a mediocre singer.

Chikezie is a doll. I love him. He is a great performer and a pretty dang good singer.

David sang IMAGINE. It was flawless. I loved it. BEST OF THE NIGHT!!!!

Labels: American Idol

He Is A Friggin' Genius

I like to think that my kids are pretty damn smart. I would say in some aspects they are above average. Well, last night Ethan proved he was a genius.
He was sitting on the pot waiting for an ass wiping. When I came in, he scooped up his balls and said "Look Mommie, It's my brain." I told you he was a genius. Many grown men won't even admit that they keep their brains down there.

Monday, February 25, 2008

Jimmie is F@%&ing Ben Affleck

Oh my goodness. Holy Shit is what I really have to say. Jimmie Kimmel's rebuttle to Sarah Silverman's "I'm F@*&ing Matt Damon". It is pretty dang funny.