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Saturday, April 30, 2005 The Doodlebops, Blackfive, and What a girl! In an earlier post, I spoke about my brother's blog and the blog of Blackfive being mentioned on MSNBC. I would really like everyone to go check them out. If you don't, I will kidnap myself and take a bus to Las Vegas. I would also like to encourage you to get yourself a HOT t-shirt to wear to all the summer bar-b-ques. I cannot remember how I got to this wonderfully intelligent, young lady's site, but it is worth a gander. Please leave her a comment too. Let Jennifer know what you think. One last little note. I see my counter rising like crazy. I appreciate all of you who come to visit and want you to know comments are NOT necessary, but maybe you would like to take this opportunity to just say hi. Linked to The Mudville Gazette open post Friday, April 29, 2005 When Mommy blogs I was starting what would have been a lovely post (wink wink, like my posts are ever "lovely"). My children were quietly sitting behind me on the couch indulging themselves with a bowl of freshly popped popcorn. They began to increase in volume, but I with my vast skill set, was still able to ignore them. They finally became so loud I had to turn to offer up the quick sshhh. What to my wondering eyes should appear? Two toodlers that had to be spanked on the rear. Ethan loves little debbie What? I did not eat your Little Debbie snack. What makes you think that? Thursday, April 28, 2005 Survivor READY FOR A FEW GOOD TEARS? I Hear Bush Wednesday, April 27, 2005 Already a day. I have figured out that I talk about feces a lot. I suppose, with three toddlers, it comes along with the territory. So, I will again speak of my children's poop. Lucky you! Ethan woke up this morning with the worst diaper I have ever seen. Trust me, I have seen plenty. Not only was it filled with fruit salad (lots of raisins), but it was like some kind of non-removable toxic waste. I practically had to scrub his ass. YUCK!! Not to be out done, Emily took her normal little poopie on the training potty and (NO KIDDING) it was standing straight up. It was so long it stood up out of the potty. How did she do that without getting it on her. It was like one of those soft serve cones. I bet you want to run right out to Dairy Queen now, don't you. Okay, Okay, I will get off the poop subject. It just seems to have dominated the day so far. Oh, what an exciting life I lead. Don't hate me because I'm exciting. (crying in desperation for outside stimulation) Now if you found my day riveting thus far, wait until you hear what the rest of the day holds. We are going to start pricing yard sale stuff, put away laundry, and maybe do a little scrapbooking. I know, you are so jealous. You to could have this flashy life. It isn't for everyone. The fans, the autographs, the papparazzi...... Oh yes, the play date... The little boy was very sweet and well behaved and the mommy was very, very nice. She has said they would like to have us over to their house sometime. I think she was running away when she said that. I am just kidding. I think!!! sidenote: My darling friends Mike and Amy, who I absolutly adore, are in the process of getting a house. Please send them some good thoughts and energy. We hope that they get exactly what they want and need. They are really some of the nicest, craziest people you will meet. Good luck guys. We love you!!!! Tuesday, April 26, 2005 Good God, Not Again!!! UPDATE: I GIVE UP!!! BOO HOO HOO!!! WAAAAHHHHHH Good Military Wives Next, I did something a little out of character today. I called a total stranger. Clint has a fairly new guy in the office who is the proud papa of a two year old. HHMMMMM... You have a two year old, I have two two year olds, sounds like an instant play date. So, I called his wife this morning (never ever having met her or husband) and invited her and little man over for a play date this afternoon. What has come over me? Is it possible, despite all the rumors, I am really a nice person? NO!!!!! Say it isn't so people. If you read my previous post about the doodlebops, I would like to give you an update. It is now an obsession in my household. Today, the wiggles (usually loved and adored) came on and the hollered for the doodlebops. "Crazy Lady" UPDATE So far so good though. I'll keep my fingers crossed, as will husband. Monday, April 25, 2005 She lives! We watched that movie Terminal, with Tom Hanks, It was pretty good. I think the Katherine Zeta Jones part was really not necessary to the story...It just seemed to fill a bit of time. (I am laughing so hard right now) I had to stop typing for a moment and head to the bathroom, because the morning coffee was kicking in. *wink*wink* You know what I am talking about. As I came out of the bathroom, Husband met me in the hallway looking for a kiss. I am laughing so hard, because he tried to swoop me up in a beautifully romantic gesture and stubbed his toes on the corner of the wall. So much for a morning make-out session. He is now in pain and I can't stop laughing. One final little note: I am sure you all read about the For Your Pleasure party I had. In an effort to help my dear friend Amy, if anyone is interested in having a party or being a rep, please feel free to e-mail me. Just go to my profile and my contact info is now there. Happy Birthday Dad! Yesterday was my Daddy's birthday. I was so doped up on midrin, I completely forgot. Sorry Dad!!! Happy birthday Steven Truett Nichols....not too much longer until retirement checks start rolling in. Friday, April 22, 2005 3rd ACR loses their first soldier Keep all of the men and women protecting our freedom in your thoughts and prayers. Is she going to kick that baby? A good time was had by all, but by the end I was ready to go. Get moving!!! You better catch me!
Pretty girl on the slide
Ethan and I at the park
My Famous Family Thursday, April 21, 2005 OH NO, NOT AGAIN.... Do Our Defenders of Freedom Make TOO Much Money? This is an Airman's response to Cindy Williams' editorial piece in the Washington Times about MILITARY PAY, it should be printed in all newspapers across America. On Nov. 12, Ms. Cindy Williams (from Laverne and Shirley TV show), wrote a piece for the Washington Times, denouncing the pay raise(s) coming service members' way this year -- citing that the stated 13% wage was more than they deserve. A young airman from Hill AFB responds to her article below. He ought to get a bonus for this. "Ms Williams: I just had the pleasure of reading your column, "Our GIs earn enough" and I am a bit confused. Frankly, I'm wondering where this vaunted overpayment is going, because as far as I can tell, it disappears every month between DFAS (The Defense Finance and Accounting Service) and my bank account. Checking my latest earnings statement, I see that I make $1,117.80 before taxes. After taxes, I take home $874.20. When I run that through the calculator, I come up with an annual salary of $13,413.60 before taxes, and $10,490.40, after. I work in the Air Force Network Control Center; where I am part of the team responsible for a 5,000 host computer network. I am involved with infrastructure segments, specifically with Cisco Systems equipment. A quick check under jobs for Network Technicians in the Washington, D.C. area reveals a position in my career field, requiring three years experience with my job. Amazingly, this job does NOT pay $13,413.60 a year. No, this job is being offered at $70,000 to $80,000 per annum...I'm sure you can draw the obvious conclusions. Given the tenor of your column, I would assume that you NEVER had the pleasure of serving your country in her armed forces. Before you take it upon yourself to once more castigate congressional and DOD leadership for attempting to get the families in the military's lowest pay brackets off of WIC and food stamps, I suggest that you join a group of deploying soldiers headed for AFGHANISTAN; I leave the choice of service branch up to you. Whatever choice you make, though, opt for the SIX month rotation: it will guarantee you the longest possible time away from your family and friends, thus giving you full "deployment experience." As your group prepares to board the plane, make sure to note the spouses and children who are saying good-bye to their loved ones. Also take care to note that several families are still unsure of how they'll be able to make ends meet while the primary breadwinner is gone -- obviously they've been squandering the "vast" piles of cash the government has been giving them. Try to deploy over a major holiday; Christmas and Thanksgiving are perennial favorites. And when you're actually over there, sitting in a foxhole, shivering against the cold desert night; and the flight sergeant tells you that there aren't enough people on shift to relieve you for chow, remember this: trade whatever MRE (meal-ready-to-eat) you manage to get for the tuna noodle casserole or cheese tortellini, and add Tabasco to everything. This gives some flavor. Talk to your loved ones as often as you are permitted; it won't nearly be long enough or often enough, but take what you can get and be thankful for it. You may have picked up on the fact that I disagree with most of the points you present in your op ed piece. But, tomorrow from KABUL, I will defend to the death your right to say it. You see, I am an American fighting man, a guarantor of your First Amendment rights and every other right you cherish. On a daily basis, my brother and sister soldiers worldwide ensure that you and people like you can thumb your collective nose at us, all on a salary that is nothing short of pitiful and under conditions that would make most people cringe. We hemorrhage our best and brightest into the private sector because we can't offer the stability and pay of civilian companies. And you, Ms. Williams, have the gall to say that we make more than we deserve? Rubbish! A1C Michael Bragg Hill AFB AFNCC IF YOU AGREE, PLEASE PASS THIS ALONG TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE AND SHOW OUR SUPPORT OF THE AMERICAN FIGHTING MEN AND WOMEN. THANK YOU! Wednesday, April 20, 2005 Is it Monday? Ethan has been running a fever since day before yesterday. I think his problem could be the gigantic molars coming in. Oh great...this just makes eating even easier for MOOSE BOY. I hope he plays for the Dallas Cowboys when he grows up. I would love to go to some NFL games with my husband. He is such a huge Cowboys fan. The funny thing is, I really am not into sports, but I love to watch them live. My last post had an unexpected visitor. My little brother (27) stopped by. I think I will have to dig out some pictures of him to share. He was the weirdest (in a funny way) little boy. I honestly think this guy was born with a kool-aid mustache and his finger up his nose. He was such a nose picker. Of course we come by it honestly. Our parents, HUGE NOSE PICKERS. I swear!!! They could pick anywhere, anytime. I love those sweet , loving things that stand out about my family. One more? Okay. I also think farting and burping was one of the biggest bonders for our family. I mean, if you think about it, Farts are pretty damn funny. Some families camped, some families went to church, and some families make noises with their bodies. That was us!!! Good god, how did I get off on that tangent!!! Maybe I will actually have something interesting to talk about later, besides my families fascination with bodily functions. Oh, we think pooping is great for laughs also!!! Tuesday, April 19, 2005 The Doctor is In That is the gist of the doctor's appointment. Clint is probably thrilled. Goodbye moody wife...HE HOPES ANYWAY Monday, April 18, 2005 New neighbors and other random crap Then there is tall neighbor across the street who told me last week,"maybe we shouldn't hang out anymore." Apparently when I told her I do not appreciate her rude comments about my furniture, dedication to my family, and my desire to vacuum up the popcorn my kids had gotten all over the dining area, I was being too sensitive. HA HAHA The really funny part is she asked favorite neighbor if I understood that she needed to be herself (rude) and that was why she thought it best we not hang out anymore, Favorite neighbor told her That I couldn't care less. OUCH!!! It is true, I couldn't care less. I am 31 years old, the mother of three toddlers, a dedicated wife, and addicted blogger, I do not have time for petty BULLSHIT!!! CEST LA VIE!!!( did I spell that right?) I think I have made a break through with darling Emily. This child is praise driven. I have just given her loads of positive reinforcement and the tantrums seemed to have slowed down a bit. Really, just a bit. Hopefully they will let up some more today. If this doesn't work, Clint and I will have to go ahead and eat her. WHAT?!? It would cut back on groceries and we would be rid of the evidence. Oh God, Really....I am just kidding. Sounds like a good idea though,when she is just standing there screaming for no damn good reason. Oh, crap...am I rambeling? I have so much just rocking around in my head. I will probably post some more random crap later. As for now? Lucky me gets to change a few shitty diapers. GOODIE GOODIE!! Sunday, April 17, 2005 Fixing the BLOG Saturday, April 16, 2005 Angels, They are all Angels (deep, deep inside) I love 'em!!!!! The Big Yard Sale Feel free to stop by on May the 7th and see what we have. HEE HEE What the hell.... Friday, April 15, 2005 My poor poor baby!!! 1. She was climbing on the end table and after repeated threats to her life and her person, she fell!!! HA HA Baby Karma is what I was thinking. She had a scrape, but nothing big. Later that evening, it (the scrape, not Emily) had turned into a giant purple bruise!!! I felt bad for the lack of sympathy at that point. 2. The next day, she was playing outside and fell several times. She scraped her knees so bad they bled. GREAT ANOTHER INJURY!!! 3. Then, this morning, little dear was trying to climb the rubbermaid drawers in her closet and flipped over backwards (not the bad part). She in the process, managed to bite completely through her bottom lip. The thing (the lip not Emily) is so swollen it looks like the girl had a collagen treatment. Needless to say, she (yes, Emily) looks like a poor, abused child. I feel so bad for her. Thursday, April 14, 2005 ANOTHER DUCKLING This comment was left on her site by PaPa Duck!!! We had a girl. She was 8 pounds 1 ounce and was 20.5 inches long at 4pm on the 13th. Everyone is doing great.Papa 04.14.05 - 12:11 pm # Congratulations!!!! Happy Birthday Old Man!! Wednesday, April 13, 2005 MY angel Steven N Emily Tuesday, April 12, 2005 Doodlebops Monday, April 11, 2005 I mean IT!!! GOODBYE MONDAY! Second, I just finished surfing thru blog explosion and found even more entertaining blogs. I have them in my favorites but have yet to blogroll them. I have to keep that list at a workable number. I will just wait until one of you bores me. I am just kidding of course., or am I? Third, the twins did not want to go to bed tonight. It wouldn't be so bad, if they would figure out we can hear them. Dear sweet children of mine, we would not have to spank your ass if you would just be quiet. We would then be unaware of your defiance and you would not end up with a red baboon ass by the time you finally fall asleep. We spank you for your own good. All the studies say regular sleep is very important to your brain's development and we will spank you smart if we must. Goodbye Monday here comes tomorrow! Goodbye Monday. 1. Steven has some poop issues. He keeps pulling poop out of his diaper and smearing on bedding, his legs, and today the place of choice was the front of his diaper. It was his poop apron. DISGUSTING!!! Please tell me he is not going to grow up with some gross poop fetish. LOL I am joking...I Hope. 2.Emily has decided to start tinkling in her pants a little bit before she tells me she has to go. We went thru 4 pairs of panties today. UGH!!! 3.Ethan called me bubba!! Isn't that so sweet. He is 15 months old today. He says da-da and bubba. NO ma-ma!!!! He better start appreciating the time he spent on the tit and say MA-MA. 4.I made a delicious dinner!! All on my own. NO cookbook, NO Clint, and NO foodnetwork. I am the shit. (Somebody has to think so :) !) LASTLY, I JUST PUT A SURVEY IN MY SIDEBAR. PLEASE TRY IT OUT!!! IT IS AMONGST ALL THE OTHER STUFF I HAVE. I ALSO WANT TO THANK ALL THOSE THAT ARE SUPPORTING THE GOOGLE ADS. WE ARE GETTING OUR LITTLE SHARE AND IT IS SO COOL!! Colorado Blizzard HELLO MONDAY!!! Did anyone watch Desperate Housewives last night? I am so excited about the DANA deal. I can't wait to find out if he was a hermaphrodite (is my spelling even close?), had a sex change, or was always a boy and his parents were just crazy and wanted a girl. I suppose he could have been a boy and named Dana. Not a name I would pick for my son. What do you think? I swear that show has sucked me in. HAPPY BITHDAY AUNT SUSIE She turned the big 55 this year, but acts 35!!! She is very young at heart and loves her family very much. Her two eldest sons have been serving our country for quite awhile now. The oldest has already done one tour in Iraq. The youngest bot is still in high school and just got his driver's license, so she ought to be showing some age soon. LOL Have a great 55th year Aunt Susie!! Sunday, April 10, 2005 Ethan riding the Car Yesterday was so beautiful. The kids had a great time riding their scooters, bikes, and cars. Ethan is just starting to be able to move himself on his little cars. AHHHH, what a big boy! UPDATE: TODAY WE ARE UNDER A BLIZZARD WARNING!!! CRAZY!!! Christie and Erin like the massage oils! They were so nice, Joleen had to go have a smoke This was Amy's first party and she did a really great job. I was so proud of her. UPDATE: I have lost the picture and I do not know how to post one using code. I have to go to the site and blog from there and it will not let me add to an already existing post. I really have to learn more about all this code / html stuff. 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