Saturday, April 30, 2005
The Doodlebops, Blackfive, and What a girl!
In an earlier post, I spoke about my brother's blog and the blog of Blackfive being mentioned on MSNBC. I would really like everyone to go check them out. If you don't, I will kidnap myself and take a bus to Las Vegas. I would also like to encourage you to get yourself a HOT t-shirt to wear to all the summer bar-b-ques.
I cannot remember how I got to this wonderfully intelligent, young lady's site, but it is worth a gander. Please leave her a comment too. Let Jennifer know what you think.
One last little note.
I see my counter rising like crazy. I appreciate all of you who come to visit and want you to know comments are NOT necessary, but maybe you would like to take this opportunity to just say hi.
Linked to The Mudville Gazette open post
Friday, April 29, 2005
When Mommy blogs
I was starting what would have been a lovely post (wink wink, like my posts are ever "lovely"). My children were quietly sitting behind me on the couch indulging themselves with a bowl of freshly popped popcorn. They began to increase in volume, but I with my vast skill set, was still able to ignore them. They finally became so loud I had to turn to offer up the quick sshhh. What to my wondering eyes should appear? Two toodlers that had to be spanked on the rear.
Ethan loves little debbie
What? I did not eat your Little Debbie snack. What makes you think that?
Thursday, April 28, 2005
READY FOR A FEW GOOD TEARS?
I Hear Bush
Wednesday, April 27, 2005
Already a day.
I have figured out that I talk about feces a lot. I suppose, with three toddlers, it comes along with the territory. So, I will again speak of my children's poop. Lucky you! Ethan woke up this morning with the worst diaper I have ever seen. Trust me, I have seen plenty. Not only was it filled with fruit salad (lots of raisins), but it was like some kind of non-removable toxic waste. I practically had to scrub his ass. YUCK!! Not to be out done, Emily took her normal little poopie on the training potty and (NO KIDDING) it was standing straight up. It was so long it stood up out of the potty. How did she do that without getting it on her. It was like one of those soft serve cones. I bet you want to run right out to Dairy Queen now, don't you.
Okay, Okay, I will get off the poop subject. It just seems to have dominated the day so far.
Oh, what an exciting life I lead. Don't hate me because I'm exciting. (crying in desperation for outside stimulation)
Now if you found my day riveting thus far, wait until you hear what the rest of the day holds. We are going to start pricing yard sale stuff, put away laundry, and maybe do a little scrapbooking. I know, you are so jealous. You to could have this flashy life. It isn't for everyone. The fans, the autographs, the papparazzi......
Oh yes, the play date...
The little boy was very sweet and well behaved and the mommy was very, very nice. She has said they would like to have us over to their house sometime. I think she was running away when she said that. I am just kidding. I think!!!
sidenote: My darling friends Mike and Amy, who I absolutly adore, are in the process of getting a house. Please send them some good thoughts and energy. We hope that they get exactly what they want and need. They are really some of the nicest, craziest people you will meet. Good luck guys. We love you!!!!
Tuesday, April 26, 2005
Good God, Not Again!!!
UPDATE: I GIVE UP!!! BOO HOO HOO!!! WAAAAHHHHHH
Good Military Wives
Next, I did something a little out of character today. I called a total stranger. Clint has a fairly new guy in the office who is the proud papa of a two year old. HHMMMMM... You have a two year old, I have two two year olds, sounds like an instant play date. So, I called his wife this morning (never ever having met her or husband) and invited her and little man over for a play date this afternoon. What has come over me? Is it possible, despite all the rumors, I am really a nice person? NO!!!!! Say it isn't so people.
If you read my previous post about the doodlebops, I would like to give you an update. It is now an obsession in my household. Today, the wiggles (usually loved and adored) came on and the hollered for the doodlebops.
"Crazy Lady" UPDATE
So far so good though. I'll keep my fingers crossed, as will husband.
Monday, April 25, 2005
We watched that movie Terminal, with Tom Hanks, It was pretty good. I think the Katherine Zeta Jones part was really not necessary to the story...It just seemed to fill a bit of time.
(I am laughing so hard right now)
I had to stop typing for a moment and head to the bathroom, because the morning coffee was kicking in. *wink*wink* You know what I am talking about. As I came out of the bathroom, Husband met me in the hallway looking for a kiss. I am laughing so hard, because he tried to swoop me up in a beautifully romantic gesture and stubbed his toes on the corner of the wall. So much for a morning make-out session. He is now in pain and I can't stop laughing.
One final little note: I am sure you all read about the For Your Pleasure party I had. In an effort to help my dear friend Amy, if anyone is interested in having a party or being a rep, please feel free to e-mail me. Just go to my profile and my contact info is now there.
Happy Birthday Dad!
Yesterday was my Daddy's birthday. I was so doped up on midrin, I completely forgot. Sorry Dad!!! Happy birthday Steven Truett Nichols....not too much longer until retirement checks start rolling in.
Friday, April 22, 2005
3rd ACR loses their first soldier
Keep all of the men and women protecting our freedom in your thoughts and prayers.
Is she going to kick that baby?
A good time was had by all, but by the end I was ready to go. Get moving!!!
You better catch me!
Pretty girl on the slide
Ethan and I at the park
My Famous Family
Thursday, April 21, 2005
OH NO, NOT AGAIN....
Do Our Defenders of Freedom Make TOO Much Money?
This is an Airman's response to Cindy Williams' editorial piece in the Washington Times about MILITARY PAY, it should be printed in all newspapers across America. On Nov. 12, Ms. Cindy Williams (from Laverne and Shirley TV show), wrote a piece for the Washington Times, denouncing the pay raise(s) coming service members' way this year -- citing that the stated 13% wage was more than they deserve. A young airman from Hill AFB responds to her article below. He ought to get a bonus for this. "Ms Williams: I just had the pleasure of reading your column, "Our GIs earn enough" and I am a bit confused. Frankly, I'm wondering where this vaunted overpayment is going, because as far as I can tell, it disappears every month between DFAS (The Defense Finance and Accounting Service) and my bank account. Checking my latest earnings statement, I see that I make $1,117.80 before taxes. After taxes, I take home $874.20. When I run that through the calculator, I come up with an annual salary of $13,413.60 before taxes, and $10,490.40, after. I work in the Air Force Network Control Center; where I am part of the team responsible for a 5,000 host computer network. I am involved with infrastructure segments, specifically with Cisco Systems equipment. A quick check under jobs for Network Technicians in the Washington, D.C. area reveals a position in my career field,
requiring three years experience with my job.
Amazingly, this job does NOT pay $13,413.60 a year.
No, this job is being offered at $70,000 to $80,000 per annum...I'm sure you can draw the obvious conclusions. Given the tenor of your column, I would assume that you NEVER had the pleasure of serving your country in her armed forces. Before you take it upon yourself to once more castigate congressional
and DOD leadership for attempting to get the families in the military's
lowest pay brackets off of WIC and food stamps, I suggest that you
join a group of deploying soldiers headed for AFGHANISTAN;
I leave the choice of service branch up to you. Whatever choice you make, though, opt for the SIX month rotation: it will guarantee you the longest possible time away from your family
and friends, thus giving you full "deployment experience." As your group prepares to board the plane, make sure to note the spouses and children who are saying good-bye to their loved ones. Also take care to note that several families are still unsure of how they'll be able
to make ends meet while the primary breadwinner is gone -- obviously they've been squandering the "vast" piles of cash the government has been giving them. Try to deploy over a major holiday; Christmas and Thanksgiving are perennial favorites. And when you're actually over there, sitting in a foxhole, shivering against the cold desert night; and the flight
sergeant tells you that there aren't enough people on shift to relieve you for chow, remember this: trade whatever MRE (meal-ready-to-eat) you manage to get for the tuna noodle casserole or cheese tortellini,
and add Tabasco to everything. This gives some flavor.
Talk to your loved ones as often as you are permitted;
it won't nearly be long enough or often enough, but
take what you can get and be thankful for it.
You may have picked up on the fact that I disagree with most of
the points you present in your op ed piece. But, tomorrow from KABUL, I will defend to the death your right to say it. You see, I am an American fighting man, a guarantor of your First Amendment rights and every other right you cherish. On a daily basis, my brother and sister soldiers worldwide ensure that you and people
like you can thumb your collective nose at us, all on a salary that is nothing short of pitiful and under conditions that would make most people cringe. We hemorrhage our best and brightest into the
private sector because we can't offer the stability and pay of
civilian companies. And you, Ms. Williams, have the gall to say that we make more than we deserve?
Rubbish! A1C Michael Bragg Hill AFB AFNCC IF YOU AGREE, PLEASE PASS THIS ALONG TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE AND SHOW OUR SUPPORT OF THE AMERICAN FIGHTING MEN AND WOMEN.
Wednesday, April 20, 2005
Is it Monday?
Ethan has been running a fever since day before yesterday. I think his problem could be the gigantic molars coming in. Oh great...this just makes eating even easier for MOOSE BOY. I hope he plays for the Dallas Cowboys when he grows up. I would love to go to some NFL games with my husband. He is such a huge Cowboys fan. The funny thing is, I really am not into sports, but I love to watch them live.
My last post had an unexpected visitor. My little brother (27) stopped by. I think I will have to dig out some pictures of him to share. He was the weirdest (in a funny way) little boy. I honestly think this guy was born with a kool-aid mustache and his finger up his nose. He was such a nose picker. Of course we come by it honestly. Our parents, HUGE NOSE PICKERS. I swear!!! They could pick anywhere, anytime. I love those sweet , loving things that stand out about my family. One more? Okay. I also think farting and burping was one of the biggest bonders for our family. I mean, if you think about it, Farts are pretty damn funny. Some families camped, some families went to church, and some families make noises with their bodies. That was us!!!
Good god, how did I get off on that tangent!!! Maybe I will actually have something interesting to talk about later, besides my families fascination with bodily functions. Oh, we think pooping is great for laughs also!!!
Tuesday, April 19, 2005
The Doctor is In
That is the gist of the doctor's appointment. Clint is probably thrilled. Goodbye moody wife...HE HOPES ANYWAY
Monday, April 18, 2005
New neighbors and other random crap
Then there is tall neighbor across the street who told me last week,"maybe we shouldn't hang out anymore." Apparently when I told her I do not appreciate her rude comments about my furniture, dedication to my family, and my desire to vacuum up the popcorn my kids had gotten all over the dining area, I was being too sensitive. HA HAHA
The really funny part is she asked favorite neighbor if I understood that she needed to be herself (rude) and that was why she thought it best we not hang out anymore, Favorite neighbor told her That I couldn't care less. OUCH!!! It is true, I couldn't care less. I am 31 years old, the mother of three toddlers, a dedicated wife, and addicted blogger, I do not have time for petty BULLSHIT!!! CEST LA VIE!!!( did I spell that right?)
I think I have made a break through with darling Emily. This child is praise driven. I have just given her loads of positive reinforcement and the tantrums seemed to have slowed down a bit. Really, just a bit. Hopefully they will let up some more today. If this doesn't work, Clint and I will have to go ahead and eat her. WHAT?!? It would cut back on groceries and we would be rid of the evidence. Oh God, Really....I am just kidding. Sounds like a good idea though,when she is just standing there screaming for no damn good reason.
Oh, crap...am I rambeling? I have so much just rocking around in my head. I will probably post some more random crap later. As for now? Lucky me gets to change a few shitty diapers. GOODIE GOODIE!!
Sunday, April 17, 2005
Fixing the BLOG
Saturday, April 16, 2005
Angels, They are all Angels (deep, deep inside)
I love 'em!!!!!
The Big Yard Sale
Feel free to stop by on May the 7th and see what we have. HEE HEE
What the hell....
Friday, April 15, 2005
My poor poor baby!!!
1. She was climbing on the end table and after repeated threats to her life and her person, she fell!!! HA HA Baby Karma is what I was thinking. She had a scrape, but nothing big. Later that evening, it (the scrape, not Emily) had turned into a giant purple bruise!!! I felt bad for the lack of sympathy at that point.
2. The next day, she was playing outside and fell several times. She scraped her knees so bad they bled. GREAT ANOTHER INJURY!!!
3. Then, this morning, little dear was trying to climb the rubbermaid drawers in her closet and flipped over backwards (not the bad part). She in the process, managed to bite completely through her bottom lip. The thing (the lip not Emily) is so swollen it looks like the girl had a collagen treatment.
Needless to say, she (yes, Emily) looks like a poor, abused child. I feel so bad for her.
Thursday, April 14, 2005
This comment was left on her site by PaPa Duck!!!
We had a girl. She was 8 pounds 1 ounce and was 20.5 inches long at 4pm on the 13th. Everyone is doing great.Papa 04.14.05 - 12:11 pm #
Happy Birthday Old Man!!
Wednesday, April 13, 2005
Steven N Emily
Tuesday, April 12, 2005
Monday, April 11, 2005
I mean IT!!! GOODBYE MONDAY!
Second, I just finished surfing thru blog explosion and found even more entertaining blogs. I have them in my favorites but have yet to blogroll them. I have to keep that list at a workable number. I will just wait until one of you bores me. I am just kidding of course., or am I?
Third, the twins did not want to go to bed tonight. It wouldn't be so bad, if they would figure out we can hear them. Dear sweet children of mine, we would not have to spank your ass if you would just be quiet. We would then be unaware of your defiance and you would not end up with a red baboon ass by the time you finally fall asleep. We spank you for your own good. All the studies say regular sleep is very important to your brain's development and we will spank you smart if we must.
Goodbye Monday here comes tomorrow!
1. Steven has some poop issues. He keeps pulling poop out of his diaper and smearing on bedding, his legs, and today the place of choice was the front of his diaper. It was his poop apron. DISGUSTING!!! Please tell me he is not going to grow up with some gross poop fetish. LOL I am joking...I Hope.
2.Emily has decided to start tinkling in her pants a little bit before she tells me she has to go. We went thru 4 pairs of panties today. UGH!!!
3.Ethan called me bubba!! Isn't that so sweet. He is 15 months old today. He says da-da and bubba. NO ma-ma!!!! He better start appreciating the time he spent on the tit and say MA-MA.
4.I made a delicious dinner!! All on my own. NO cookbook, NO Clint, and NO foodnetwork. I am the shit. (Somebody has to think so :) !)
LASTLY, I JUST PUT A SURVEY IN MY SIDEBAR. PLEASE TRY IT OUT!!! IT IS AMONGST ALL THE OTHER STUFF I HAVE.
I ALSO WANT TO THANK ALL THOSE THAT ARE SUPPORTING THE GOOGLE ADS. WE ARE GETTING OUR LITTLE SHARE AND IT IS SO COOL!!
Did anyone watch Desperate Housewives last night? I am so excited about the DANA deal. I can't wait to find out if he was a hermaphrodite (is my spelling even close?), had a sex change, or was always a boy and his parents were just crazy and wanted a girl. I suppose he could have been a boy and named Dana. Not a name I would pick for my son. What do you think? I swear that show has sucked me in.
HAPPY BITHDAY AUNT SUSIE
She turned the big 55 this year, but acts 35!!! She is very young at heart and loves her family very much. Her two eldest sons have been serving our country for quite awhile now. The oldest has already done one tour in Iraq. The youngest bot is still in high school and just got his driver's license, so she ought to be showing some age soon. LOL
Have a great 55th year Aunt Susie!!
Sunday, April 10, 2005
Ethan riding the Car
Yesterday was so beautiful. The kids had a great time riding their scooters, bikes, and cars. Ethan is just starting to be able to move himself on his little cars. AHHHH, what a big boy!
UPDATE: TODAY WE ARE UNDER A BLIZZARD WARNING!!! CRAZY!!!
Christie and Erin like the massage oils!
They were so nice, Joleen had to go have a smoke This was Amy's first party and she did a really great job. I was so proud of her.
UPDATE: I have lost the picture and I do not know how to post one using code. I have to go to the site and blog from there and it will not let me add to an already existing post. I really have to learn more about all this code / html stuff. I bet I could do more with this thingy.
Saturday, April 09, 2005
Well, more in the crazy, nut job people story. The mailman pulled up today to deliver a certified letter. My first thought was, Damn some old boyfriend is trying to collect childsupport for an illegitimate child I didn't know about (hee hee, how do you suppose that would happen) just kidding, I actually thought I had won a million dollars or something. It ended up being even better. It was the money that crazy people owed me for babysitting this week. They sent it via certified mail and they sent a money order. He must have been really worried I was going to call his commander or something. Honestly, I have no doubt in my mind he is an abuser. Whether it is physically or emotionally, there is something just not right there. I am so glad I do not have to deal with them anymore. It is people like the crazies, that cause people like me to get a very bad taste in my mouth and avoid doing things for people.
Friday, April 08, 2005
This was my crazy day yesterday in a nutshell.
She says because he had a leaky diaper one day and because when dad picked up another day he was dirty I was neglecting him. Her husband tried to intimidate me by calling and yalleing at me(I hung up) because he thought I might report them for child abuse. The kid WAS dirty, They were playing outside when dad picked them up. The diaper probably was leaking. The kid drinks like a camel preparing to cross the desert. She even said herself the diapers she was buying were shitty. It was 4:30 that day and he had been changed after nap at 2. My 2 year olds usually go longer then 2 and a half hours in a diaper. She should have just said he needs to be changed more because he pees a lot or something. He needs a diaper every two hours and she wanted me to potty train? Crazy ass woman. So since her husband kind of scared me, I called their old neighbor to find out his info in case I needed to call his commander. They told me they had been waiting for the shit to hit the fan...Told me some wild shit. Why did they not tell me this before I started? They thought I was friends with the mom. I met her one time, I thought she was friends with old neighbor and I was trying to be nice. So, apparently they are F$#king crazy. He is violent with her and Conrad (of course all hearsay from nieghbor).Wish I had known this sooner. I made the MPs aware of the situation. Hopefully he doesn't try to do anything to us or our property. YES APPARENTLY THEY ARE THAT CRAZY. Oh when I talked to her I told her I thought she was using me as a scapegoat to quit her job. Crazy husband was "making" her work. Bitch!!!!! She did not deny it she just said that she was sorry about the situation!!! UUUGGGGHHHH
Okay, that is the short version. I am leaving out all kinds of crazy stuff because I am afraid to keep typing.
I AM GETTING PISSED
Thursday, April 07, 2005
What I read at the CIA
Guess what tomorrow is?
UPDATE: Clint said I should add that if you do order something I won't know what it is. What exactly does this mean to you? It means I will never know what huge pervs my friends are. LOL
A Day in the life of....ME
This morning I was "dropping the kids off at the pool" (where did that saying come from anyways?) and with three toddlers, I rarely get to do this by myself. This morning as I was given the ass a good wipe, My children cheered me on telling me "You a big gurl momma" and "good jub momma". Man, I am so accomplished. I can crap on my own and I always figure out Blues Clues before I even get the third clue. I am a friggin' prodigy!!! Having small kids is sometimes like those "I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express" commercials. They make me feel so smart sometimes. LOL
Wednesday, April 06, 2005
Does the punishment suit the crime?
LOOK TO SEE IF THERE ARE REGISTERED SEX OFFENDERS IN YOUR AREA.
Tuesday, April 05, 2005
Just some thoughts...
This will probably be a pretty random post...like the title says, some thoughts....
My mom died a few years ago of breast cancer. I have gotten used to the idea of her not being around, but every now and then I just want my Mom. I don't think you ever get to old to want to talk to Mom. My Mom and I had a love hate relationship. We both had such strong wills (stubborn), but we love strong too. Sometimes I just want to tell her...
I am tired.
What is that bump on Emily's eye? (Dr. Appt?)
I think I yelled to much at the kids today.
I feel a little overwhelmed with the idea of turning these three monkeys into people.
I have been way too moody (prozac?)
I need a night out with just my husband. Could you babysit?
I love you.
Every now and then I am struck with the I miss my mommy blues!
Watch out, I am weepy tonight!!!Next...
Along time ago I had this friend (we will call her h). H and I had been friends since the 4th grade. That is a long ass time people. She was always so very good to me. I on the other hand, not so good. When she started her family, I was no where to be found. I would say I was coming and never show. I never offered to babysit, even just to give her a break for a shower. I know this will not be excuse enough, I just didn't see it. I was too wrapped up in my own miserable life. I now have kids (she babysat when the twins were 3 weeks old, so I could nap), I have had to look inside myself (which you seem to do a shit load of when you become a parent), and I have had to make some changes. I now have a wonderful life (I did not say easy, but so very full of love) and I unfortunately cannot share that with her. The funny thing is that the straw that broke the camels back for her was actually something I was innocent of. I have made some stupid mistakes, I have disappointed,and I have been one of those know it alls who did not have kids, but said "I won't do that with my kid". Scheesh, I was a dumbass sometimes...god it sucks to admit it, but I am not perfect. Well, I love H regardless and miss her very much. Who knows...maybe someday
When are You going to Die?
NEED A GOOD LAUGH?
50 Fun Things to do at Wal/K-Mart/Target:
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.
5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially in thin narrow aisles.
10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.
11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes as high as possible.
12. Play with the automatic doors.
13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this crap, anyway?"
15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.
16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive".
17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
20. Put M & M's on layaway.
21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows fro Bed and Bath.
23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.
24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"
26. TP as much of the store as possible.
27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down. 29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
30. When 2 or 3 people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"
31. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battfield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
33. Take bets on the battle described above.
34. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
36. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."
38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
40. Say thing like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"
41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
42. Two words: Marco Polo.
43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc. 44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.
45. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.
46. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"
49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines, relax and if the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
Ethan Loves Dirt
The twins love easter
Steven celebrating Easter
(The bottle was empty guys...We do not really give beer to our kids people....If we were going to give them alcohol, we would give them whisky...knock 'em right out)
Already kicking Ass
WATCH FOR THE PICTURES FROM CELEBRATING EASTER!!!
Monday, April 04, 2005
Arizona Border Patrol
Oh, for you with military interests, you should go here. Another bonus, He is from Texas!!!!
Sunday, April 03, 2005
Missy and Meredith
Dr. Phil's ideas on potty training?
Saturday, April 02, 2005
EVERYONE FEELS THIS WAY
Another day, another breakdown averted!!
1. HELL NO. I don't even want to potty train my own.
2. I only have Emily potty trained and they are 27 months old.
3. Her son is only 24 months old.
4. My kids can say poop and pee and pull their own pants up and down.
5. Her son cannot.
I am in no way saying my kids are better (I mean they are..Oh be quiet...all parents think their kids are better) I am just saying he has not shown any of the classic signs that he is even remotely close to potty training and WHY would I want to take on that responsibility? Does it say dumbass on my forehead? That is a rhetorical question, by the way. Anyways, back to the dinner I made. I also made a salad like the ones you get at the Olive Garden!! It was delicious!!! MMMMMMMmmmmm!
Clint's college fund
Oh, Lisa just happens to be married to my Dad. They met over the internet. How very crazy is that.
Lisa is fixing to start working on her degree as a paralegal again, she has three teenagers (yes, my Dad has to go through teenagers again), and she is pretty damn fun to be around (unless she is mad and then you better clear a path :) LOL).
If you know Lisa, be sure to tell her kids to clean that damn house today for their Mom and to be extra sweet!!!!
Friday, April 01, 2005
ANOTHER DAY WITH THREE TODDLERS
The Chapter Stories of Drama
Wife, Mother, Student, Janitor, Doctor, Referee, Chef
Katy Nichols Stein | Create Your Badge
Penis juice and vodka