Friday, September 30, 2005
SELF PORTRAIT FRIDAY
A Military Mom
Some Soldier's Mom
Please notice the I rule the world sign......oops I mean the deputy mayor sign.
This is for you!!!!
Thursday, September 29, 2005
I'm Late, I'm Late, For a Very Important Date!!!
Move Along, Move along.....
Tag I am it!!!!!
1. Go into your archive.
2. Find your 23rd post.
3. Find the fifth sentence (or closest to).
4. Post the text of the sentence in your blog along with these instructions.
5. Tag five other people to do the same.
So, my 23rd post was short, but sweet.
"Happy Fifth Anniversary Tom and Karen. (I do realize this is a day late, the card will be late too!!!) I cannot wait to celebrate 25 years!!!"
My brother, Jack Army and his lovely wife, Karen are on the run from Rita. They left before she hit and are now in San Antonio staying with my Grandmother. They do not know yet if they have sustained damages. They are waiting for the green light to go back and see what is up in Lake Charles. Oh yeah, they are still married to!!!!!
So, who to tag, who to tag.......
I am going to go with A Military Mom, Rhianna, Suzan, Juli, and EasilAmused. Ya'll can thank me later for the mindless posts you will be able to put up.
Hello, My Name is Katy.....
Now, as for Self Portrait Friday.....Check back in a few hours. Sorry!!!!!
I won on blingo. Whoo hoo....I won a movie pass. Don't hate me because I am so damn lucky. Get your ass to my sidebar and sign up. Then if you win something, so do I!!!! You didn't think I was suggesting for your good did you? Oh no!!!!!I want to win some good shit.
Wednesday, September 28, 2005
Deputy Dog and the Endless Blogroll
Here we are swearing in. Oh yeah, I am so un-official. When they said "I, say your name...." I said " I ,your name....". I am so funny. I am so!!!! Don't argue with me. That's me in the green, with the devil eyes.
Here is the sign on my entry way. Whoo hoo, I am so big time.
Allrighty now.....My blogroll has gotten way out of hand. I have decided to go back to rotating blogs in and out. If you notice you are no longer on the blogroll, don't fret. You are now on the desktop favorites. I just can't handle how it looks when it is too damn long. I have been worried about doing this for days, because I didn't want to hurt any feelings and then I decided....screw you bitches...it's my friggin' blog. You don't like it? Kiss my whiskey ass. Okay...I am kidding about the last part. (Maybe)
Saturday, September 24, 2005
Gotta Love the Whiskey
Yesterday my friend Mike MADE me drink whiskey and coke starting at three in the afternoon. I will just tell you, when a few of the mayors from another village came to bring Jennifer's mayor sign......I stuck it in my pants and danced around. Jennifer will be so disappointed she missed the show. Oh, and by the way, the sign is pretty big. I also called just about everyone I know (not very many people).
I am not sure if I have mentioned this or not, but one of my sister-in-laws isn't speaking to me. It is a very sad situation, because I like her and it puts a bit of a strain on family raltions. Anyways, We have a new neighbor across the street named Liz. She looks just like my sister-in-law. Talk about making a person homesick...........
Allright, that's it for now. I am really tired and am trying to recover from the whiskey shits. I know, I know....to much information. What can I say?!?!?!
Friday, September 23, 2005
Someone's in the Kitchen With Dinah
Notice the skill. I am able to pose, smile, and prepare to insert the Eggo waffle into the toaster. I am pretty damn talented. Maybe I should try to get a cooking show.
Who else is cooking?
A Military Mom
Thursday, September 22, 2005
You gotta laugh a little, Cry a little
SELF PORTRAIT FRIDAY
Can you cook? It's all about the food. Let's see you in your kitchen (or wherever you prepare/get food)cooking. Come on!!! I know you can do it.
So Far So Good
WarCryGirl shows us her new Boy Scout bracelet for Half-Nekkid Thursday, so I thought I would show my new Breast Cancer bracelet.
Also, a side note, my black eye is improving. You may also notice the tv in the background. I am obsessively watching the hurricane. I am worried about my fellow Texans.
For those of you who missed my friend Bob, click here.
As for Way Back Wednesday, I couldn't play MaMa Duck. There are no pictures of me looking hot. Sorry!!!!
Wednesday, September 21, 2005
You Know...But still Funny
Giggle Giggle Giggle!!! I love you Mr. President.
I've Got a New Baby!!!!
Well, here Amy and I are playing with the newest member of the Stein family. His name is Stitch!!!
Monday, September 19, 2005
Hi my name is Grace
As it turns out, she did both. This children is why you should not ever do laundry. It is very dangerous. You could lose an eye.
There were many wonderful animals at the zoo, but none seemed to have quite as impresive an anus.
I knew all my friends would appreciate such an impressive rectum.
I've got a bad case of the DTs
Sunday, September 18, 2005
I am off to the zoo. Today is military appreciation day and it is only two damn dollars to get in. You can't beat that man. Clint is covering it for the paper (whopee), so we decided to make a outing of it.
I still have a special picture to post. I also have to post a picture of my new blackeye. Yes, you read that right. I have a black eye. I am thinking about changing my name to Grace!!!!
Off to the Zoo....will be back.
Friday, September 16, 2005
A Military Mom
WarCryGirl (sexy bitch)
Now, I have several pictures for this Friday. If you are on dial-up, I apologize for the loading time. I also say to those on dial up, bite the friggin bullet and get with the times!!!!
Clint is up first.
Here he is after a long, hard day at the quarry. It was really hard on his eyes. The sun just beamed off the water. He always had to wear protective eye gear to protect those baby blues.
Now, I do not usually like to brag, but my husband is hung like a rocket. Don't believe me?
I told you. Finding condoms to fit that thing was nearly impossible. Why do you think we have three toddlers?
Of course, I did not feel it was fair to be so overshadowed. I thought about having a permanent implant, but after wearing this sucker for a few weeks,
I decided against it.
I know most poeple assume that because I am from Texas I live d on a ranch and rode horses to school. That is not even close to the truth. So, when I went to visit Clint's parents on their ranch, I was so enthralled by all the animals. Everytime they pissed, shit, or humped
I was there to laugh and squeal in my own immature, juvenille delight.
I have a picture taken today that I will be adding, so check on back a little later yah hear!!!!
Thursday, September 15, 2005
Why men are so damn funny!!!!!
I think the gorilla lover is my favorite.
I figured with all going on lately, everyone needs a bit of medicinal laughter.
Tomorrow is self portrait Friday. The big theme ties in with today's photos. Be creative. Use something in or around your house. Turn your clothes line into a weiner.....hold your wlls up with your super strength. Anyways, I hope you get the picture and can use the photos above as inspiration.
Someday I will have to tell the roadkill story and show you those pictures.
Wednesday, September 14, 2005
What Not To Wear
This is my baby brother Dave. Now, he was too young to dress himself, so this fiasco should be blamed on my parents.
Now, here is Dave, a little older, with my mother. I think this is a true testiment to the "mom" jeans. Ladies, we should all take a long hard look at ourselves before we buy jeans. This is why they make all different cuts and styles. It prvents the appearance of the "front butt" and of course, the dreaded "mom butt". I should also point out that Dave has bangs and they aren't even straight.
Now, this is my big brother, Jack Army. The poor guy was going to Homecoming and my parents opted to put him in one of my Dad's old suits. It is an old brown polyester suit. The poor kid. Again, this falls on the parents. Do you see what I mean when I said we did not have a lot of fashion guidance?
And then of course there is me. My friend Hope and I are on top of the River Center Mall parking Garage in downtown San Antonio. I am wearing a very sexy mid-drift with a bit of a poof style to it. Then, there is the cut off,rolled up shorts with the black boots. We do not even have to cover the teased out, aquanet hair.
Oh dear god, save me from my poor fashion education. Help me to be a better dresser.
Monday, September 12, 2005
What a Weekend
This weekend, the guys were hard at work buliding lovely benches for Amy and I. They designed, constructed and painted the benches themselves.
Here is Clint hard at work. Isn't he one sexy bitch?
This is my lovely bench and sign that he made to go along with it. I
I guess you can tell we are devoted Texans.
Here is the bench and sign that Mike made for Amy.
Now, let me show you what happens when the Mommies are acting like dorks (we are determined to bring back the side pony tail...GOOOOOOOOO EIGHTIES)
and Daddies are tring to make benches. Babies do bad things and get in lots of trouble (this is a re-enactment of course).
I would also like to thank Becky (sweet cheeks), Erik, and Jenny for their unexpected generosity to the Walk for the Cure (Breast Cancer). You guys are the shit!!!!!!
I also want ya'll to go visit ArmyWifeToddlerMom's site. She has a cool auction happening. It is definently worth the time to check it out.
Friday, September 09, 2005
Walk for the Cure
I am Friggin' Famous
Show Me Your War Face
Whew.....I bet you felt a shiver down your spine, didn't you?!?! I can be pretty damn intimidating.
Now, I also took this one.
Here, I look a little less scary and a little more constipated. I suppose I also could be the HULK"S sister. You won't like me when I am angry.
Show me YOUR war face.
Some Soldier's Mom
Do not forget to tell me if you played. I will add new players all through out the day.
Thursday, September 08, 2005
Let's Get RRRRRRRRReady to Rumble!!!!!
Now, you should also pay close attention to the size of his big toe. it is HUGE!!! You know what they say about big toes?!?!?!?!
Allright folks here it is. The theme for self-portrait Friday. Show us your war face!!!! Don't be shy. Give it all you got. I know you can do it.
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