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Friday, September 30, 2005 SELF PORTRAIT FRIDAY Meritt Erik Stacy Lee April Christie A Military Mom Jana MamaDuck Toni Suzan Sheri Kris Some Soldier's Mom ![]() ![]() Please notice the I rule the world sign......oops I mean the deputy mayor sign. This is for you!!!! Thursday, September 29, 2005 I'm Late, I'm Late, For a Very Important Date!!! Move Along, Move along..... Tag I am it!!!!! The Rules: 1. Go into your archive. 2. Find your 23rd post. 3. Find the fifth sentence (or closest to). 4. Post the text of the sentence in your blog along with these instructions. 5. Tag five other people to do the same. So, my 23rd post was short, but sweet. "Happy Fifth Anniversary Tom and Karen. (I do realize this is a day late, the card will be late too!!!) I cannot wait to celebrate 25 years!!!" My brother, Jack Army and his lovely wife, Karen are on the run from Rita. They left before she hit and are now in San Antonio staying with my Grandmother. They do not know yet if they have sustained damages. They are waiting for the green light to go back and see what is up in Lake Charles. Oh yeah, they are still married to!!!!! So, who to tag, who to tag....... I am going to go with A Military Mom, Rhianna, Suzan, Juli, and EasilAmused. Ya'll can thank me later for the mindless posts you will be able to put up. Hello, My Name is Katy..... Now, as for Self Portrait Friday.....Check back in a few hours. Sorry!!!!! I won on blingo. Whoo hoo....I won a movie pass. Don't hate me because I am so damn lucky. Get your ass to my sidebar and sign up. Then if you win something, so do I!!!! You didn't think I was suggesting for your good did you? Oh no!!!!!I want to win some good shit. Wednesday, September 28, 2005 Deputy Dog and the Endless Blogroll ![]() Here we are swearing in. Oh yeah, I am so un-official. When they said "I, say your name...." I said " I ,your name....". I am so funny. I am so!!!! Don't argue with me. That's me in the green, with the devil eyes. ![]() Here is the sign on my entry way. Whoo hoo, I am so big time. ![]() Allrighty now.....My blogroll has gotten way out of hand. I have decided to go back to rotating blogs in and out. If you notice you are no longer on the blogroll, don't fret. You are now on the desktop favorites. I just can't handle how it looks when it is too damn long. I have been worried about doing this for days, because I didn't want to hurt any feelings and then I decided....screw you bitches...it's my friggin' blog. You don't like it? Kiss my whiskey ass. Okay...I am kidding about the last part. (Maybe) Saturday, September 24, 2005 Gotta Love the Whiskey Yesterday my friend Mike MADE me drink whiskey and coke starting at three in the afternoon. I will just tell you, when a few of the mayors from another village came to bring Jennifer's mayor sign......I stuck it in my pants and danced around. Jennifer will be so disappointed she missed the show. Oh, and by the way, the sign is pretty big. I also called just about everyone I know (not very many people). I am not sure if I have mentioned this or not, but one of my sister-in-laws isn't speaking to me. It is a very sad situation, because I like her and it puts a bit of a strain on family raltions. Anyways, We have a new neighbor across the street named Liz. She looks just like my sister-in-law. Talk about making a person homesick........... Allright, that's it for now. I am really tired and am trying to recover from the whiskey shits. I know, I know....to much information. What can I say?!?!?! Friday, September 23, 2005 Someone's in the Kitchen With Dinah ![]() Notice the skill. I am able to pose, smile, and prepare to insert the Eggo waffle into the toaster. I am pretty damn talented. Maybe I should try to get a cooking show. Who else is cooking? Meritt Erik Christie Jana Robin Amy A Military Mom Jennifer Jenny Lorelie Long Tiffiny Rhianna Toni WarCryGirl Kris April Thursday, September 22, 2005 You gotta laugh a little, Cry a little ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() SELF PORTRAIT FRIDAY Can you cook? It's all about the food. Let's see you in your kitchen (or wherever you prepare/get food)cooking. Come on!!! I know you can do it. So Far So Good WarCryGirl shows us her new Boy Scout bracelet for Half-Nekkid Thursday, so I thought I would show my new Breast Cancer bracelet. ![]() Also, a side note, my black eye is improving. You may also notice the tv in the background. I am obsessively watching the hurricane. I am worried about my fellow Texans. For those of you who missed my friend Bob, click here. As for Way Back Wednesday, I couldn't play MaMa Duck. There are no pictures of me looking hot. Sorry!!!! Wednesday, September 21, 2005 You Know...But still Funny ![]() ![]() Giggle Giggle Giggle!!! I love you Mr. President. I've Got a New Baby!!!! Well, here Amy and I are playing with the newest member of the Stein family. His name is Stitch!!! ![]()
Monday, September 19, 2005 Hi my name is Grace ![]() ![]() ![]() As it turns out, she did both. This children is why you should not ever do laundry. It is very dangerous. You could lose an eye. Friday's Leftovers ![]() There were many wonderful animals at the zoo, but none seemed to have quite as impresive an anus. ![]() I knew all my friends would appreciate such an impressive rectum. I've got a bad case of the DTs Sunday, September 18, 2005 Okay, listen...... I am off to the zoo. Today is military appreciation day and it is only two damn dollars to get in. You can't beat that man. Clint is covering it for the paper (whopee), so we decided to make a outing of it. I still have a special picture to post. I also have to post a picture of my new blackeye. Yes, you read that right. I have a black eye. I am thinking about changing my name to Grace!!!! Off to the Zoo....will be back. Friday, September 16, 2005 Christie Amy A Military Mom Suzan MaMaDuck Toni Rhianna Stacy Lee WarCryGirl (sexy bitch) Meritt Erik Now, I have several pictures for this Friday. If you are on dial-up, I apologize for the loading time. I also say to those on dial up, bite the friggin bullet and get with the times!!!! Clint is up first. ![]() Here he is after a long, hard day at the quarry. It was really hard on his eyes. The sun just beamed off the water. He always had to wear protective eye gear to protect those baby blues. Now, I do not usually like to brag, but my husband is hung like a rocket. Don't believe me? ![]() I told you. Finding condoms to fit that thing was nearly impossible. Why do you think we have three toddlers? Of course, I did not feel it was fair to be so overshadowed. I thought about having a permanent implant, but after wearing this sucker for a few weeks, ![]() I decided against it. I know most poeple assume that because I am from Texas I live d on a ranch and rode horses to school. That is not even close to the truth. So, when I went to visit Clint's parents on their ranch, I was so enthralled by all the animals. Everytime they pissed, shit, or humped ![]() I was there to laugh and squeal in my own immature, juvenille delight. I have a picture taken today that I will be adding, so check on back a little later yah hear!!!! Thursday, September 15, 2005 Why men are so damn funny!!!!! ![]() ![]() I think the gorilla lover is my favorite. I figured with all going on lately, everyone needs a bit of medicinal laughter. Tomorrow is self portrait Friday. The big theme ties in with today's photos. Be creative. Use something in or around your house. Turn your clothes line into a weiner.....hold your wlls up with your super strength. Anyways, I hope you get the picture and can use the photos above as inspiration. Someday I will have to tell the roadkill story and show you those pictures. Wednesday, September 14, 2005 What Not To Wear This is my baby brother Dave. Now, he was too young to dress himself, so this fiasco should be blamed on my parents. ![]() Now, here is Dave, a little older, with my mother. I think this is a true testiment to the "mom" jeans. Ladies, we should all take a long hard look at ourselves before we buy jeans. This is why they make all different cuts and styles. It prvents the appearance of the "front butt" and of course, the dreaded "mom butt". I should also point out that Dave has bangs and they aren't even straight. ![]() Now, this is my big brother, Jack Army. The poor guy was going to Homecoming and my parents opted to put him in one of my Dad's old suits. It is an old brown polyester suit. The poor kid. Again, this falls on the parents. Do you see what I mean when I said we did not have a lot of fashion guidance? ![]() And then of course there is me. My friend Hope and I are on top of the River Center Mall parking Garage in downtown San Antonio. I am wearing a very sexy mid-drift with a bit of a poof style to it. Then, there is the cut off,rolled up shorts with the black boots. We do not even have to cover the teased out, aquanet hair. ![]() Oh dear god, save me from my poor fashion education. Help me to be a better dresser. Monday, September 12, 2005 What a Weekend This weekend, the guys were hard at work buliding lovely benches for Amy and I. They designed, constructed and painted the benches themselves. Here is Clint hard at work. Isn't he one sexy bitch? ![]() This is my lovely bench and sign that he made to go along with it. I ![]() I guess you can tell we are devoted Texans. Here is the bench and sign that Mike made for Amy. ![]() Now, let me show you what happens when the Mommies are acting like dorks (we are determined to bring back the side pony tail...GOOOOOOOOO EIGHTIES) ![]() and Daddies are tring to make benches. Babies do bad things and get in lots of trouble (this is a re-enactment of course). ![]() I would also like to thank Becky (sweet cheeks), Erik, and Jenny for their unexpected generosity to the Walk for the Cure (Breast Cancer). You guys are the shit!!!!!! I also want ya'll to go visit ArmyWifeToddlerMom's site. She has a cool auction happening. It is definently worth the time to check it out. Friday, September 09, 2005 Walk for the Cure I am Friggin' Famous Show Me Your War Face ![]() Whew.....I bet you felt a shiver down your spine, didn't you?!?! I can be pretty damn intimidating. Now, I also took this one. ![]() Here, I look a little less scary and a little more constipated. I suppose I also could be the HULK"S sister. You won't like me when I am angry. Show me YOUR war face. Erik WarCryGirl Stephen Christie MamaDuck Jana Jennifer Stacy Lee Curt Some Soldier's Mom Medic's Wife Do not forget to tell me if you played. I will add new players all through out the day. Thursday, September 08, 2005 Let's Get RRRRRRRRReady to Rumble!!!!! ![]() Now, you should also pay close attention to the size of his big toe. it is HUGE!!! You know what they say about big toes?!?!?!?! Allright folks here it is. The theme for self-portrait Friday. Show us your war face!!!! Don't be shy. Give it all you got. I know you can do it. Want a chance to help someone that you can put a face to? Help CATHY AND HER FAMILY!!!!!! You can find out by clicking here, here, or here. You can even click here. Just click here. You know you want to click here. Wednesday, September 07, 2005 More Way Back Wednesday ![]() Don't you feel like you really KNOW him now. Thank god for extreme makeovers. It's Way Back Wednesday ![]() This photo is of my friend Hope and I. She has always been one of the smartest people I know. She amazes me still (even if she isn't speaking to me). Don't we look like some young kids trying to look grown-up! Now, let me tell you what we did that night. We could have gone to "Project Graduation"( no alcohol), but we opted to have our own little shin dig. I was dating a boy in the Army, who had his own apartment, so we had a party there with a few of our friends. Oh yes, just so you know, I did vomit!!! It wouldn't have been a successful rite of passage if I hadn't. Tuesday, September 06, 2005 Men vs. Women WOMEN'S ENGLISH: Yes = No. No = Yes. Maybe = No. We need = I want. I'm sorry = You'll be sorry. We need to talk = I need to complain. Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to. Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful. Do what you want = You'll pay for this later. I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron! Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me. Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs. You're so...manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot. Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive. It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV. How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like. MEN'S ENGLISH: I'm hungry = I'm hungry. I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy. I'm tired = I'm tired. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! I love you = Let's have sex now. I'm bored = Do you want to have sex? What's wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you. Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys. You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you within the next ten minutes. Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and then I'd like to have sex with you. Too Funny!!!! Monday, September 05, 2005 The People Under the Stairs ![]() The baby had gotten out of bed and I guess was trying to dig his way out and then fell asleep. That's right. He was asleep. I had to wait for him to change postiions before I could get in his room and put him back in bed. He is such a little weirdo. It is even kind of creepy. Saturday, September 03, 2005 A Day Late and Sixty Dollars Short ![]() Who else played (before me of course)? Suzan Jennifer Kris Christie Stephen WarCryGirl Jana April Shah Cady Amy Stacy Lee (what a damn troop) MaMaDuck A Military Mom (couldn't muster to play so go give her lots of love) Holly Meritt Erik CJ Now, the sixty dollars you ask..... I bought this lovely little "toy" for the kiddos at a garage sale. Less then a year old. Do you know how much those damn things cost new? What a friggin' steal. ![]() ![]()
Thursday, September 01, 2005 She's ALIVE!!!!! Okay, on to other news. I miss Tara already. Here are the two of us in all our drunken glory. ![]() This announcement goes out to all the cycle cops on Fort Carson. Please beware of the drunken women with cameras. ![]() I would also like to tell all the potty training parents that toddler underwear CAN double as your gang colors. ![]() Self Portrait Friday. Let's see you where you hang out and watch your TV. Show me your lovely furniture and how you get comfy on it. |
The Chapter Stories of Drama About MeI am the wife to Clint (a veteran of the U.S Army), the mother to three Children under the age of five. ![]() ![]()
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