Poop, Paxil, and Pageantry

Monday, October 31, 2005

Thong? What thong?

This website is so funny. You should check it out.

Flat tire? It was a blowout.

Okay, I think I mentioned this already, but we had a blow out on the way to San Antonio. Everytime Jill Army told the story, it was a flat tire. To which I had to of course correct. It wasn't a flat tire, it was a blow out.

That is a friggin' blowout Jill Army!!!!!

Wow!!! I think I might sell.

I stole this from Jen.

My blog is worth $78,471.06.
How much is your blog worth?

I'm Back!!!!!!!!

I am back.

It took us about 14 hours to get home. The children did remarkably well. So did Tanner (My cocker spaniel who has been boarding at my dad's house). I would have to say the last 20 or 30 minutes was the worst. Tanner was in desperate need of a bath, so the car smelled like stinky ass dog all the way home. I can deal with that. He gets an upset tummy when he is nervous, so add dog farts on top. Still not too bad. Then, 20 minutes away from home, Ethan takes a ginormous shit. Okay, we are almost there. Hang on baby. Oh, but wait.....we get stopped at the gate for a random search. I can tell you this, it was the shortest search ever in the history of searches. I think once those poor guys got a whiff of our car, they knew we were carrying nothing but shit, farts, and a dog needing a bath. By the time we got to the house, Ethan's crap had migrated up his back and all over his carseat. Goodie, Goodie!!!!!

Being with my family was great. I do regret that I did not get to see some of my closest friends (Pat, Terry, Becky). There just wasn't time. I am thrilled to have had the chance to spend so much time with my brother and his family before they headed off to Hawaii for three years.

I have some good pictures to post, but that will have to be a little later today. Oh, and I can't wait to tell you what I came home to!!!!

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Hello!!!!!

Still in Texas. I am going today to get a new hairdo today. I am so excited. I will take pictures and post them if I can. I am having such a great time with my family. I am really going to miss My brother and his family when they go to Hawaii. I think the Steins are going to have to make a trip to Hawaii.
Kimmie (my sister) is staying home from school today to play with the kids. She is so cute with them.
Your mission while I am gone is to leave me lots of comments (feeding my ego). I will be back in full force on Monday.
Clint, I miss you so much. Amazingly, three kids and I still love you. You fertile bastard.

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Where's Waldo

I am in San Antonio!!!! Jack and Jill Army are fixin' to leave for Hawaii, so I came home to see them.
Jill met me half way and boy was it quite an event. We had a blow out, got lost, and Jill got a speeding ticket. I will be here through the weekend, so bloggong will be very light. Oh and I will not be doing Spf this week.
Clint is at home enjoying the quiet. Lucky bastard!!!!!!!!!

Friday, October 21, 2005

SPF Before and After

I had this great idea that I was going to make a Christmas wreath, I guess I should leave the REALLY creative stuff to Meritt. Here is the before.

And the pathetic after. I think it need some ribbon or something. I couldn't get the snowman to look right. Hmph!!!!

Want to see more before and afters? Yes, you do!!!!
Meritt
Cat
Stacy
A Military Mom
Jana
Jenny
Erik
Kris
Cady
Christie
WarCryGirl
Who else is playing?

The Worst School Picture Ever

Okay, I have never made any bones of making fun of myself. I am now giving you an even bigger opportunity to laugh and point your fingers. Have you ever seen an uglier school picture?

Where are the retakes? Why does my hair look so bad? What was my mother thinking letting me look so bad? Thank god for wax. Check out the brows. Oh, the smile, the teeth, and should I even start on the outfit?

My Hayride

Meritt, here are pictures from my first hayride ever. Yes, it was only four years ago.
This is Clint getting the trailer ready.

Here we are taking our shots of tequila. Apparently a must for every hayride. Yes, that is me in the sexy flannel.

My friend Shawn driving the tractor.

Yours truely, driving the tractor. Man, that sun was bright. You can't see my face and I couldn't see the trail. Plus, I had been drinking tequila.

What Reject Crayon Are You?

You are

What Rejected Crayon Are You?

Okay, is that not some funny stuff?

Thursday, October 20, 2005

Tomorrow. Tomorrow

Tomorrow is the day. Self Portrait Friday. Jenny came up with this idea. She wants to see a before and after. The kitchen before you clean, the kitchen after you clean. You before you do your hair, you after you do your hair. Get the picture? Yeah!!!! Friday.

Oh, and coming soon.......I did not get my picture in in time to play so I will just post "the worst school picture ever" and for Meritt, I want to post my very first hayride pictures. Come on back now yah here.

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

National Fart Day

I am officially declaring October 20th National Fart Day. To get everyone in the spirit, I thought I would post some fart funnies.

Now if you are a fart enthusiast, you might want to visit The Fart Mart.

For helpful facts about farts, I recommend this site. It may answer many of your fart questions.

I have found a scientific website that will allow you to recreate many famous farts with a simple click of your mouse. See here.

Now, if you need help idetifying your farts, please check here.
You can look here to see just what kind of farter you are.
I have also found a site for those of you who have a hard time admitting you farted. This site gives you many options.

I would like to also suggest some Fart reading Material. Please ask your local librarian if she carries these titles.

This one of course goes hand in hand with the History of Shit.

Then there is:

Now, once you have gotten suitable reading material, I suggest you head on over here

and get you a burrito.

Man vs. Woman

I think I found why there is always such a battle between men and women and of course the normal communication problems.

It is a little hard to read.
She says "watcha eatin'?"
The box says "Nut N Bitch"
Bwhahahahahha

What are you going to be?

Here is a little sketch of how I prepared my halloween costume.

Was I Tagged?

I could have sworn I was tagged for this one, but can not remember by who. If I wasn't, well I am doing it anyway.

1. The town I grew up in. Well, considering I was a military brat, I will show you my favorite place we lived and also the place we settled.

I loved 29 Palms the best out of all the places we lived because I remember it the most and I met one of my most favorite people there.

We settled in San Antonio, so I consider that HOME.

2. Where I live now: Fort Carson Colorado

3. My Name

4. My grandmother's name

5. My favorite food: Pasta, Pasta, and more pasta. YUMMY

6.My favorite drink: Milk in a frozen mug.

7. My favorite smell: No, it isn't crap. That would be the most often smelled. I like things to smell clean.

Tuesday, October 18, 2005

I've Been Tagged

Toni, over at My View, tagged me. Here we go....
Seven things I want to do before I die:
1. Go to Ireland
2. Get a boob job
3. Have my deviated septum fixed
4. Get my degree in mortuary science
5. Have grandchildren
6. Be debt free
7. Learn how to be computer fluent

Seven things I can do:
1. Wipe butts
2. Grow grass
3. Balance a checkbook
4. Make an ass of myself
5. Bake
6. Love
7. Forgive

Seven things I say a lot :
1. Friggin'
2. Right On
3. No
4. Get Down
5. Ah shit
6. Quit Fighting
7. Get in bed

Seven celebrity crushes:
1. George Clooney
2. Matthew McConaughey
3. Robert Downey Junior
That's it really. I can't think of anyone else.

Seven people who have nothing better to do than to get tagged:
All of you seven people who come here.

Disappointing

I am in shock. I guess I like to believe in the good in people, but boy have I been proven wrong. Last night, I went to write a check for the little girl next door's fundraiser. I realized the check numbers were off. (I only write checks for the commissary, car payment, and of course fundraisers) I thought the checks must have been misprinted, but when I looked at the binding, you could tell two checks and their carbons have been torn off. The only time my wallet was accessible was Friday night when we had company. I hate to think that someone who makes just as little as we do, has kids, and should know better would do such a horrible thing. I closed my account last night and had to open a new one. Can you believe I was able to do all that on the phone at 10:00 at night? What a great bank.

Monday, October 17, 2005

Big Pimpin'

Thanks to Jenny, who you can find here and here, I have a much better looking blog. Now, keep in mind, she just fixed the things I asked her to do (and maybe some things she knew looked god awful), but her talents go way beyond my little pathetic blog. Now, I just have to work on the title. I want it to be all sparkly. You know, like my personality. Did you just roll your eyes? Whatever!!!!!

Sunday, October 16, 2005

Can I get a Hell Yeah?

or maybe just a little help with some code? Notice the dotted lines in the sidebar? Well, I took those out in the main body. I want to put a little candy corn graphic across there. I already have the graphic, but can not figure out the code to make it show up there. Oh yeah, just one more thing. I want to add pictures to my title and it will not let me do it. Who wants to be my hero? Anyone? Hello?

Holy Shit!!!

Yes, today is Sunday. Here at the Stein house, we are cleaning up poop. Ethan took his diaper off and just shit all over the floor. Just took it off and shit. It wasn't the easy to clean up pebble poop. NOOOOOOOOOOO, it was some kind of black tar poop that I am sure is from all the cake and candy yesterday. Whoo Hoo. I friggin' love parenthood. Everyone should do it. It is so friggin' great. Let me give you a list of the things you will have to look forward to:
Hips that never go back to where they were
Boobs that remind you of pancakes
Gray hair
Belly fat that will not go away
Up to your ass and elbows in poop, piss, boogers, and vomit
Ripped mail, books, and magazines
Always having to share your food
Dora, Dora, and Dora
Little to No sleep
Guilt for scarring them, for giving them too much, giving them to little, being around to much, being around to little
Sex drive? What's that?
Why!! They always want to know why.
Money? You will never have enough money.
You no longer know what is cool.
You wil find yourself turnung into your parents. "I will give you something to cry about".
There are so many more. Feel free to add yours.

UPDATE:
They have also rubbed vicks vapor rub on themselves today (I left the bathroom doo runlocked) and dumped the food coloring we use to color bath water , out in the tub. Ah, what a teriffic day.

Friday, October 14, 2005

A Bunch of JerkAsses

So, I have absolutly no trouble acting like a jerk ass.
First, I decided to choke my son.

You can tell by this picture, I was enjoying myself a little to much.

Choking Steven felt so good, I decided to choke the neighbors kid as well.

I then began to move on to a guy that lives here in the "hood".

My final mission was to kick Mike's ass. He was the one who got in the fight last weekend. I figured he needed to feel a real ass whoopin'.

Now, if you believe any of this, I have a huge dildo to sell you for your ass that doesn't hurt.

Other Outstanding Jerkasses:
Robin
A Military Mom
Toni
Rhianna
Jana
Meritt
Cat
JackArmy
GoldFalcon
Erik (biggest jerkass of all)
Chrisite
StacyLee

It's Friday biatch!!!!

Okay, I swear I am playing my own damn game. i have to wait for husband to get home and take some pictures of me. Give me a couple/several/a few....whatever, give me a bit of time to catch up. The whole astroglide incident has put me way behind.

Thursday, October 13, 2005

SPF

Do not forget tomorrow is Self Portrait Friday. Let us see you acting like a Jerk Ass. Oh and by the way, that is totally open to your interpretation.

Let me know if you are going to play or have played and I will post some linky love.

Music and Astroglide

Where do I even start? My neighbor came over to late her neice play with the kids. I was upsatirs drinking some coffee and folding laundry. When I left the room, I did not lock the door like usual. I didn't know it was going to be Christie at the door and I thought I would be right back. Well, In this house.....ALWAYS LOCK THE DOOR. Christie and I were sitting downsatirs, the kids were playing in the play room (I thought) and everything was good. I came upsatirs when I heard doors opening and closing. You would not believe what I found. There were four children, covered head to toe in astroglide. They were so lubed up, you could have shoved them right up an elephants ass. Ethan was playing with the cds and there were "special items" littering the floor. Oh and that cup of coffee I had been drinking, gone. It had been dumped all over the computer desk. So, just a quick recap: four children covered inlube, every surface in my room covered in lube, lube all over the carpet, lube all over the cds, sex toys littering the room, and coffee all over my beloved computer desk (and down the wall and on the speakers and all over the mouse).

So, needless to say, I am going to be listing three toddlers on EBAY. I do offer shipping discounts and no reserve, but there will be no refunds or exchanges. If you want them, you better hurry and contact me before I get them listed and we can make a deal. They will be going cheap.

I am sorry I do not have photos, but I had to get them in the tub and start un-lubing everything. Man, it was the eight dollar bottle too.

Happy Half Nekkid Thursday

Well, apparently we are still on the boobie theme according to WarCryGirl. So, I found every man's dream closet.

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Welcome All!!!

Here we go. It is time for a little show and tell.
Let's start with the kitchen.

Now, This one is for Meritt. Notice the EMPTY cookie jar? I am just not nearly as wonderful as you.

Since it is right of the kitchen, we will take a peek at the mound of laundry I have to do. This is only three days worth. UGH!!!!

There are several things to point out here. First, our space is so limited, I must hang everything up. Second, see my baby Stich is in the background. Lastly, I have to do way to much laundry. No wonder I get injured.
Let's move on to the downstairs bathroom. That is where I keep my "makeup bag". Okay Crystal, I do not really wear makeup. I wear lipgloss and mascara everyday and that is about it.

This is our ginormous upstairs bathroom. Isn't it huge. I really enjoy the garden tub and seperate shower. Oh wait, I think that was on MTV cribs.

This is the linen closet.

Notice the shelf just inside the frame? That is for the children's books, doodle pads, and musical instruments. I will say again, we are so lucky to live in such LARGE (being a complete sarcastic smart ass) quarters.
Now, I decided to show you Clint's closet first. It is so neat and tidy. You gotta love a man that puts his stuff away.

Next, is the top of my closet.

You can see I have a bit of obsession with photos. Now the movies are not porn hidden away, they are garage sale movies that I am fixing to just donate to the thrift store here on post.
Here is the rest of my lovely closet.

Thank you for visiting, now get out. Just kidding. I was trying to be cool like the people on MTV Cribs. That is what they always say at the end.

I Can't Get With It

I have so much ratteling around in my brain. For those of you who are nosey like me, let me just say that the family drama moved to e-mails and is now over. I am not happy with the outcome, but I will say honesty is the best policy and that is all I will be. DONE!!!!

I was going to play some Way Back Wednesday, but I can not find the pictures. Dammit!!!!! Sorry MaMaDuck. I wanted to earn the bonus points for cheesy background.

Ethan is now in the "I will take my diaper off anytime anywhere" phase. I am telling you, I really am starting to lose my poop appreciation. Poop on the carpet is just gross. Well, if it is deer pellets, it is kind of funny. Okay, a lot funny.

Man, I am just dry, I have nothing. I think I am just a bit worn out. How about some requests (non porn). That might liven me up a bit. I will answer any question or show any picture. Wanna see my kitchen? Man, I am pathetically addicted to this thing. Just rambles.

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Guess What I Learned to DO?

I learned all about ISPs tonight. I learned how to find out where people are coming from (where there computer is) that are looking at my blog. One of the free stats sites I use shows me all the ISPs that access my blog. How cool is that. I know who you are and how often you come. Some of you are not coming enough and some of you.....naughty naughty. If others only knew how obsessed you were. It is a cool thing to check out. Everyone should sign up for it. The site is called Free Stats. Do you know your ISP? I do!!!!!!!! Yes, even you.

Monday Madness a Day Late

Let's all play with Kris
1. Name one productive thing you accomplished this past weekend.
Had a sex toy party and made some money for my friend Amy. Watched two movies and did all the laundry.

2. Name two things that you look forward to doing.
I look forward to vacuuming with my new handy dandy vacuum (pathetic I know). I also look forward to or am looking forward to Thanksgiving.

3. Name three things that gross you out.
This one is hard. It takes a lot. Eye surgery, hair in the drain, filthy houses!!!!!!

4. Name four things that you normally do on a daily basis.
Spank children, do flashcards, take craps, clean the house, do laundry, take my crazy lady meds, miss Texas.....

5. Name five things that you own that you think you could get rid of and not miss.
(NOT THE COMPUTER) Debt, Car payment, I have clean swept my house so many times, I really do not have much. Sad huh?

TMI Tuesdays

I decided to follow the lead and play some games today to lighten the mood. So, I went to Christie's blog and decided to play To Much Info Tuesday.

1. How long do you carry guilt around with you?Not long. I try very hard not to hurt people deliberatly. If I have hurt someone, I am more then willing to admit it and apologize

2. If you were single and could be with any one person, who would it be? I think George Clooney is preety damn cool.

3. What is that one thing that gets you going the fastest and just makes you melt? A clean Kitchen that was cleaned by hubby. Oh, and vacuuming. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

4. Do you gossip? Not so much. I love to hear everyone's business, but I try hard to not tell anyone but Amy, Tara, and Clint. It is like confessional. You have to get it out so you do not let it slip around the wrong people. They are like my priests.

5. Do you take reading material with you to the bathroom? Hell no. I am in and out. Never had a "slow" day in my life.

Bonus! On a scale from 1-10, how loud are you? It totally depends on the situation. I would have to say an average would be a 7.

Thanks Liz for the fun game.

Change of Subject

Hello!!! My name is Katy and I am an asshole. Wait....that is the same subject. Shit.

Let's see, today is tuesday. One more day until LOST!!!! I love that friggin' show. I am also a huge fan of desperate housewives. I do feel it has gotten a bit slow, I think they need to remember what made that show "off the chain". I got that from that dumb MTV show Sweet Sixteen. I think I watch it because it is like a car accident. You just can't take you eyes off of it. Those kids are so horrible. Do people really let their children act that way? Ugh!!!!!

I have a big pile of stuff I need to list on ebay and just can't seem to muster up the drive. Anyone want to do it for me. I know...I can take to some service. Shah As if!!!! heehee

I got nothing people. Nothing. What a waste of a post.

What's New?

Well, I did not get to do anything online yesterday. Why? Because my internet and cable was out. Yes, I paid the bill. Not all lower enlisted folks are bad with money. We had a snow storm. It snowed ALL day. Lucky for us. none of it stuck. Our high was 37. Whoo Hoo!!!

I have big time catching up to do. My older brother has headed back to LA and apparently there was zero damage to their household goods. Thank God!!!! The packers are coming this week (I think) to load their stuff up and ship to Hawaii.

His wife called me the other day to tell me that Little Brother's wife had started a blog called "I Hate My Sister-in-law". Nice huh? Well, she thought I might be able to read it and figure out why she hates both my family and I so much. Unfortunately she had deleted it already. Anybody read it? Could you tell me why she is so mad at me so I know what to apologize for when I get her to speak to me one day. I am by no means perfect, but I have not done anything malicious to her. I suppose if I knew why she was so filled with hate for my family, I could do something to fix it. I hate to have hurt someone's feelings and not even know how. The funny part is, when Sister-on-law that likes me, told me about the blog, she had no idea what it said. She just assumed it was all about me. When she talked to sister-in-law that hates me, it came out that it was about her as well. I have no idea why she could have been mad at her. Sister-in-law that likes me is one of the kindest, most giving people you will ever meet. The only thing I can think of is the "Thanksgiving Incident". I will have to tell that story another day.

Okay, I am posting the Spf theme early. You know, since I was such a Jerk Ass last week. Let's see veryone acting like a "jerkass". I know you can do it. Oh yes, this week's theme can be blamed on A Military Mom.

Sunday, October 09, 2005

Is that proper procedure?

Man oh man, what a weekend thus far. Friday night's sex toy party yielded a shit load of people. There were 23 people besides my friend Amy. The orders are still coming in. Yah!!!! Amy!!!!! After the sex party guests began to leave, my darling neighbors and I started to drink, chat, and just have an all around delightful time. Clint decided to go to bed around midnight. Shortly after, two guys from across the way showed up and invited all of us over to their yard, where they had a keg. I declined and off to bed I went to do my "wifely duties" (To much info, I know). At about 2 am, my phone rang. It was Amy. I decided to ignore the call, figuring she was just calling to be a smartass and interrupt the "business". I was so very wrong. About 10 minutes later, there was a knock at the door. Amy tells me that her husband Mike, Clint's good friend, is in handcuffs. WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!

OKAY, SO HERE IS WHAT HAPPENED:
Three couples (our friends) went to the party, which was full of testosterone wielding guys. A guy got up in Mike's face and was talking shit about his kids and his parenting. He pushed Mike and Mike tried to diffuse the situation. Then the guy swung. Mike layed him out, in self defense. Well, when the MPs came, the guys friends (who were not even outside when the altercation took place) told an investigator, that Mike and the two other husbands jumped this guy. Yeah right!!!! Well, because the guy looked pretty rough the investigator took them at their word and handcuffed all three husbands. The fella that got beat up (in self defense mind you) told the investigator that he had started it and things just got out of hand. His friends did not like that answer and kept on. So, the three husbands were taken into custody and had to be picked up by their chain of command. That sucks!!!!!! I do not think any of them will get in trouble, but what a pain in the ass. Talk about a bunch of drama. We are too old for that kind of shit. All of our friends (older like us) could not believe the way it all went down. Poor guys.

So, do you think that is normal procedure? The other guys at the "party" were not taken in, even though the husbands were told they were just being taken in to get everything straight. Shouldn't they have taken every one involved in? I mean really!?!?!? These husbands are not the aggressive type. I find it ridiculous that they were treated so unfairly. Especially because the guy swung first and Mike was just defending himself. Nothing against "younger folks", but you should really learn to control yourself when drinking.

Catching up with SPF

I am really behind. I have so much to say today. I am guessing their will be several posts. Well, let's get on with Self Portrait Friday.

This shirt is pretty darn old. I am guessing early eighties or late seventies. It is a t-shirt from a river outfitting company in New Braunfels. I do not want to say which one, because I do not want to promote their business in any way, shape, or form. Clint worked for the company when we met. The people who own this company are thieves. liars and cheaters. They did have a pretty cool shirt though.

This shirt is from 1981. It says Cancun Cantrell. I got this from one of my friends who is now 72 (I think). Pat is one of the nicest, kindest people I know. I miss and love her so much.

Now, who decided to play?
Erik
Toni (foxy babe)
A Military Mom
Stacy
WarCryGirl
Christie

If you played, let me know. Sorry I am so late.

Friday, October 07, 2005

I'm kidnapping Katy's blog MWHAHAHAHAAA

Hey you guys! It's Christie.
Katy just called me this morning with the lame ass excuse that her internet wasn't working (lol).
So she told me to come post on her blog with the theme for this week's SPF.

This week's theme is your oldest peice of clothing you own. When you got it, why, how, etc. And if you don't fit into anymore then just hold it up to you (seeing as how the title of our game SELF PORTRAIT Friday, hehe).

So there you have it. Hopefully Katy will be back soon. Until then, Happy SPF!

Okay, I can now get on.
I will have links and photos up shortly. Sorry!!!!

Thursday, October 06, 2005

Thirteen Thursday

I am joining MommaK in a little game of thirteen Thursday.

1. Ever since the birth of the last spawn, my pits sweat. Not a little sweat, I sweat like Whitney Houston on stage at a fourth of July concert. I have sweat stains on my shirts. I can feel it drip. What the hell is that all about?
2. I found out recently, my sister-in-law who is not speaking to me, thinks I have called her a bunch of (insert foul language names) names. I am so disappointed that she thinks that. I have never used any foul names to describe her. We used to get along and hang out a lot. I miss that. I miss that!
3. Tomorrow night I am having another sex toy party at my house. Who knew EVERYONE is a pervert.
4. I am pretty homesick right now. My brothers and all their kids have been spending a bunch of time together. I am so jealous. I love my family so very much. My family and their families are the most important things to me in the world. I would give up blogging forever to be with them.
5. Emily has taken 5 shits already today. Deer pellets. I do not get it.
6. I love General Hospital, but I hate the new Carly! Yuck.
7. Erik's wife Missy is way to pretty for him. (I am so kidding.....or am I?)
8. Bloggers I would love to meet.....MaMaDuck, Meritt, Erik, Jenny, Rhianna, Cat, Crystal, Toni, WarCryGirl, Stacy, A Military Mom, ......damn, this list is going to be way to long. Just go see my blogroll.
9. Making this list is friggin'' hard as hell.
10. I have not done anything about Halloween costumes for the kids yet. I am going to screwed if I do not get on that.
11. Ladies, if you do not own it, I highly recommend the PEARL RABBIT. Good stuff.
12. I hate shaving my pits, my legs, and my you know where. I am going to have that laser shit done one day. For those of you who were on aware (I was until my friend Tara filled me in), you have hair on your bunghole. Yes, even women. Ewwwwwwww!!!!
13. People I really miss from home: Tara, My dad and his family, my brothers, their kids, Ashley, Karen, Hope, Pat, Terry, Becky, Tanner (my dog), Willie (my cat), and my grandmother. She is the best grandmother in the world. No matter where I am or what goes on, I miss each and EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM SO MUCH. Oh yeah, I miss all my family in Springtown too. they are so great.

Alright, that's it. How's I do MommaK?

Half Nekkid Thursday

WarCryGirl is using this weeks HNT to support the Boobiethon. Seeing as how this cause is so near and dear to me, I am going to follow her lead.

Have you seen a stress ball better then this. I think all families members sitting in the waiting rooms should be given these.

Going along with today's boobie theme, I want ya'll to know it is colder than a witch's titty here today. Not like a cold snap in Texas. It actually gets really friggin' cold.

Wednesday, October 05, 2005

WBW

So, today is Way Back Wednesday. MamaDuck wants pictures of us with our pets. Here Jack Army and I are with our most favorite pet, Dave. That's right, our favorite pet was out little brother. He was forever picking his nose and was (I am pretty sure) born with a kool-aid mustache.

He was one happy camper. We were on a ferry, on our way back from Catalina Island. Gotta love the hat.

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Sunday, October 02, 2005

Handy Man

My husband is so wonderful. Everytime I need something to house toys or televisions, he gets right on it. Here is the Television cabinet he built for me.

I needed something high and mounted to the wall, to keep the kids from pulling the tv off the dresser it was sitting on and of course killing themselves. It turned out so beautiful. The next project was a cabinet to hold all their toys.